It’s So Hot…One Liners to Help Us Deal With the Heat!

It has been so hot in Charlotte lately I thought I would round up some good one lines just about how hot it is!

It’s so hot – All the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.

It’s so hot The trees are whistling for the dogs.

It’s so hot – My thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?!”

It’s so hot You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.

It’s so hot – I saw two trees fighting over a dog!

It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It’s so hot – I want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

It’s so hot Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

It’s so hot – I discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.

It’s so hot I found out that my seat belt could be used as a branding iron.

It’s so hot – You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.

It’s so hotThe best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.

It’s so hot – The birds have to pick up the worms with potholders.

It’s so hotI saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Enjoy and KEEP COOL!

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