It has been so hot in Charlotte lately I thought I would round up some good one lines just about how hot it is!
It’s so hot – All the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot – The trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot – My thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?!”
It’s so hot – You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot – I saw two trees fighting over a dog!
It’s so hot – I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It’s so hot – I want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
It’s so hot – Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
It’s so hot – I discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot – I found out that my seat belt could be used as a branding iron.
It’s so hot – You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot – The best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot – The birds have to pick up the worms with potholders.
It’s so hot – I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Enjoy and KEEP COOL!