Want to confuse Santa this year? Try one of 10 ways to confuse Santa Claus!
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
7. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney.
8. While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off.
9. Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”
10. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
Or, if you would prefer NOT to receive coal in your stocking, you could thank Santa Clause for all the joy he brings into the hearts of children and adults alike during the Christmas Season.
Hahah, that was cute! I like the leave a salad one!
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Those are too funny. I Love the one about putting Easter eggs on the tree.
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Ha ha, thanks for the laugh!
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